Tag: public health
Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter
A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…
NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!
A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…