Tag: brexit
What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!
A funny story from the satire outlet Newsthump humorously portrays Jeremy Corbyn in terms of a common British trope: the ‘angry old man’ who doesn’t like ‘foreigners,’ is overly critical of immigration, and is very defensive about the economic interests…
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…
Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)
Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep! (No, ACTUALLY weep)… Food, Adequate Food! You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd My…
Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!
Cometh the hour, cometh the man! Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban! Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming… Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running! No more bent bananas and made up oppressions No more censorship…
Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Theresa the Appeaser No Brussels lout could ever Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly
Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!
White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’
‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists
Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.