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God Praised for Outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…
Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday. Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall,…
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
Chapter 12: A Riddle Thickens (Honest Adolph Volume II)
Ruby Chandra de Montevideo ushered the eager, scarcely 35 year old Seamus Riddle into her office.
Chapter 10: Reds Have More Fun (Honest Adolph Volume II)
‘The fuck? They really beheaded the guy?’ grunted Bubble.
Chapter 4: Ruby, Rue the Rubes! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Ruby Chandra de Montevideo rose to greet the trembling Senator Willow.
We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.
“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily…
In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp
April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the…
What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)
In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong…
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but…