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Karl Rove Meets His Dark Karma in a Filthy Washington Alley
Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhood revealed a most…
Obama Vows to Kick Lobbyists Out of Washington Offices
Plans on Turning K Street into a Giant Dunk Tank WASHINGTON, DC (GlossyNews) -– Today, President Barack Obama took one of his strongest stands to date against the corporate interests dogging his efforts to bring true change to America. Not…
Anti-Washington Sentiment Rampant in Washington
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) – In a relentless and seemingly oxymoronic trend, more and more politicians are campaigning – successfully – on a platform of distrust of government officials. Various party primaries held in several states have shown a tendency for…
Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Washington, DC
Half of Congress already reported to have applied for licenses.
Toilet Paper Nation–Youngest Grassroots Movement to Take on Washington
Butte, MT – A new right-wing fringe political movement calling itself the Toilet Paper Nation or (TPN) is the latest and youngest grassroots movement to go after what they believe is a Washington that is out of touch with the…
Scientific Weekly: Orwell’s Oceania Discovered off Coast of Washington, D.C.
Ocean Explorers have discovered what appear to be the ruins of a section of the Orwellian continent of Oceania off the Coast of Washington, D.C. Michele Bachmann is attempting to tie the discovery into her theory that Obama’s administration is…
Editor at Washington Post Claims “Charticle” is Last Straw
All hell broke loose over at the Washington Post last Friday when features editor, Henry Allen, shoved and punched one of the Post’s Style writers, who called him a very naughty name that rhymes with rockpucker. Allen was less than…
Donald Trump Corrects Record About January 6
Donald Trump has claimed that leading the January 6 mob was a missed opportunity for him to serve his country and give back. “I was never allowed to partake in military service. They say it was bad feet. No, it…
Turkey Says No To Sweden And Finland Joining NATO
Turkey this week cast a wrench into the works by opposing applications by Sweden and Finland to join NATO. Turkey is claiming security concerns. Turkey Opposes Sweden & Finland NATO Bid While Turkey’s president has insisted that he will continue…
Biden Blameless
Byline: Zajacz, Washington beat. I was walking down the corridor of the old Treasury building. It was built before air-conditioning and consequently has high ceilings, wide hallways, and is poorly lit. I don’t know why they won’t switch to LEDs. …