Rejected Cops Jingle 3: Movin’ On Up

Mornin’ folks!

Hope y’all persons of interwebsickle attraction has enjoyed the yesterday’s video:

Rejected COPS theme I! Inspector Gadget!

In like thusly manner, today’s video be called:

Rejected COPS theme II! Jingle – Movin’ On Up?

How so, Bobby Joe?

No goddarn idea! Ah din do nuffin.

The Brian K. White y’all gonna thank, my friends!

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Rejected Cops Jingle 1: Inspector Gadget

Here’s be Bobby Joe first in them new series awwwww Rejected theme songs.

Fer COPS!

Now how ah do know Brian K. White haves been gittin’ up for to all the brand shiny neeeeew thingums on yawr interwebs!

How do COPS be made?

Be made with musics, or inspectors ‘n’ gadgets!

Bobbye Joe knows a little known, what you might call a lil known ol’ factoid, which we says as follows:

Producers o’ COPS done sit and down and them considerin’ bunch o’ other’s songs before deciiiide for settlin’ on the trademark!

“Trademark what, Bobby Joe,” Ah hear y’all holler.

Never mind.

Now just you plump yer ass down, brother,  an’ listen good!

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New Video Series from Brian: Rejected Cops Theme Music

Some of you will already know Brian’s Youtube Channel, and such delights as the ‘How it’s Really Made’ series, which is soon issuing in a new full-blown mockumentary.

However, you may not have seen his new series of funny videos: ‘Rejected Cops Theme Music.’

From tomorrow onwards, you can see a new video every day for… Read more New Video Series from Brian: Rejected Cops Theme Music

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4th Preview of the “How it’s REALLY Made Movie”

Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Mockumentary. This is the fourth preview, and with yet new characters you’ve never seen before.

Would love to hear your feedback here or on YouTube.

It’s still rough and has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of taste of what’s in store… and hopefully in a good way.

It’s pre-distribution, so ladies and gents, make yer fat ol’ offers now before the bidding gets too high! Oh, am I being unduly optimistic? Or am I just trying to fill column inches so it looks right. You tell me, my friend. Read more 4th Preview of the “How it’s REALLY Made Movie”

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3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)

Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included.

Let me know what you think, guys!

Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of taste of what’s in store… and hopefully in a good way.

It’s pre-distribution, so ladies and gents, make yer fat ol’ offers now before the bidding gets too high! Oh, am I being unduly optimistic? Or am I just trying to fill column inches so it looks right. You tell me, my friend. Read more 3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)

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How Sausages are Really Made: Shocking

Brian K. White, this poor lil city-dwellin’ Seattle Washing ‘un type, has been sayin’ on the Youtube:

Everyone loves sausage, but few of us know how it’s REALLY made.
The answer is not merely shocking, but equal parts disgusting and delicious.

FAKE NEWS!
Sausages, now them yokes all git gonna be newwwwwtricious and auspicious!
Before, Bobby Joe done git y’all these there purty lil videos on…
The Youtube!
Videos are them things what makes the entersplainment real funny, and a damn good thing to us all we be doin’ with!
When y’all sittin’ in the shack on your one-man lonesome, ain’t nuffing better than a good wholesome, heartsome, MOCK-YOU-MEANT-AREE to chase away the cobwebs, and make your heart sing up and float to skies like a goddarn goose-varmint. Read more How Sausages are Really Made: Shocking

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Pirate’s Dinner Adventure (Reviewed)

Pretty awesome dinner theater in Buena Park, California, just down the street from Disneyland. It’s got acrobatics, lovely maidens in distress, and pirates too!

See more adventures at another site of Brian’s:  www.CaliforniaWithKids.com.

By the way, the latter site actually has interviews with the pirates too!

So as well as the video, here are a couple of posts from California with Kids.

Explore the site for more ideas for places to go with your kids.

And keep checking the Youtube channel for updates!

Interview with the pirates from Pirate Dinner Adventure (part 1)

Interview with the pirates from Pirate Dinner Adventure (part 2)

Royalty-free music “One-Eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. Read more Pirate’s Dinner Adventure (Reviewed)

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GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam.

Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place.

* What does a late-night informercial look like in Amsterdam? The answer may surprise you, or it may not… it’s pretty adult.

* Exclusive interview with Dan Geddes of www.TheSatirist.com.

* What makes Amsterdam such a great place? Read more GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

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Bad Keming: Than K Yo u Th Ank You

Howdy Interweb folks! I’m Bobby Joe, and this here editorial makin’ kinda guy is known to our all ‘n’ sundries as the Brian K. White.
K is also what you git in the kerning.
Now how do kerning be defined?
Glossy News Bossmaster Brian K. White just done gone tell us, on the Youtube:

Kerning is the adjustment of spacing between printed letters. This, however, is just an abomination.

Abomination? How so, say Bobby Joe?
The only ‘kerning’ y’all need to doing in yer spare timesickles is for to be kerning for yer wife, yer dawg, yer kids, ‘n’ maybe yer favorite government official, pastor, all y’all religious folks o one kind or anuther, and when the goddarn taxman men be comin’ t’ git yer guns.
Other than that, kerning can be left all them stupid highfalutin city folks wi’ their quinoa coffee ‘n’ fancy pick-ups wi’ organic engines.
This here is Bobby Joe for now! See all this here fancy pants little videowebs and share it on the social medias! Or tell yer wife or yer vacation wife where these here video do be made!

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Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017.

* My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer. No, he made this choice because his MUCH older brother Brendan wants to make video games, and he wants to be with him. Very touching stuff.

* Can I get to a million views in 2017? I’m quite a bit off pace, but it’s still within the realm of possibility? Read more Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)

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Sneak Peek at our “How it’s Really Made” feature film

First look at our mockumentary featurette about Bobby Joe H. Jr. Jr., the narrator of all our “How It’s REALLY Made” edutainment videos. The full playlist is available on YouTube.

4K/UHD Principle photography is already finished, and we’re now editing and looking for distribution options.

Made with massive help from Ben Slavens, Jason Daniel, Tracy Lundell, Greg the Hero and a bunch more.

Follow us

At www.facebook.com/bobbyjoethemovie to get all the updates, and subscribe here to see some of the videos as they are released… but the Facebook page will have WAY more updates.

Full Video Here!

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