Greatest American hero?
It’s Bobby Joe!
Anyhow, watch the video!
Greatest American hero?
It’s Bobby Joe!
Anyhow, watch the video!
Can’t live ’em, can’t darn well live with ’em anyhow!
You folks all be wantin’ some snake oil ‘n’ serpent leaf?
Call Bobby Joe!
Anyhow, shuggle down here ‘n’ watch the video!
How do happy days be made?
By takin’ a pistol and sayin’, shut yer darn trap son, or yer gettin’ slung out on the death row!
Works a beeeeeeyotiful blazin’ treat every blessed time, citizens!
Hope y’all persons of interwebsickle attraction has enjoyed the yesterday’s video:
Rejected COPS theme I! Inspector Gadget!
In like thusly manner, today’s video be called:
Rejected COPS theme II! Jingle – Movin’ On Up?
How so, Bobby Joe?
No goddarn idea! Ah din do nuffin.
The Brian K. White y’all gonna thank, my friends!
Hi, it’s Bobby Joe!
Hey gimme back that beer money you asshole!
Fur things and feathered things do be one kind of the ornippological phenomeninations in the glorious animal world.
Bobby Joe knows it!
Look at the parody!
Here’s be Bobby Joe first in them new series awwwww Rejected theme songs.
Now how ah do know Brian K. White haves been gittin’ up for to all the brand shiny neeeeew thingums on yawr interwebs!
How do COPS be made?
Be made with musics, or inspectors ‘n’ gadgets!
Bobbye Joe knows a little known, what you might call a lil known ol’ factoid, which we says as follows:
Producers o’ COPS done sit and down and them considerin’ bunch o’ other’s songs before deciiiide for settlin’ on the trademark!
“Trademark what, Bobby Joe,” Ah hear y’all holler.
Now just you plump yer ass down, brother, an’ listen good!
Some of you will already know Brian’s Youtube Channel, and such delights as the ‘How it’s Really Made’ series, which is soon issuing in a new full-blown mockumentary.
However, you may not have seen his new series of funny videos: ‘Rejected Cops Theme Music.’
From tomorrow onwards, you can see a new video every day for… Read more New Video Series from Brian: Rejected Cops Theme Music
From tomorrow, there is a video every day from Brian!
Video parodies of the reality TV show ‘Cops,’ with alternative ‘rejected’ videos.
Be sure to click ‘n’ share!
Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Mockumentary. This is the fourth preview, and with yet new characters you’ve never seen before.
Would love to hear your feedback here or on YouTube.
It’s still rough and has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of taste of what’s in store… and hopefully in a good way.
It’s pre-distribution, so ladies and gents, make yer fat ol’ offers now before the bidding gets too high! Oh, am I being unduly optimistic? Or am I just trying to fill column inches so it looks right. You tell me, my friend. Read more 4th Preview of the “How it’s REALLY Made Movie”
Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included.
Let me know what you think, guys!
Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected or audio balanced, but this should give you a tiny of taste of what’s in store… and hopefully in a good way.
It’s pre-distribution, so ladies and gents, make yer fat ol’ offers now before the bidding gets too high! Oh, am I being unduly optimistic? Or am I just trying to fill column inches so it looks right. You tell me, my friend. Read more 3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)
Brian K. White, this poor lil city-dwellin’ Seattle Washing ‘un type, has been sayin’ on the Youtube:
Everyone loves sausage, but few of us know how it’s REALLY made.
The answer is not merely shocking, but equal parts disgusting and delicious.
Sausages, now them yokes all git gonna be newwwwwtricious and auspicious!
Before, Bobby Joe done git y’all these there purty lil videos on…
Videos are them things what makes the entersplainment real funny, and a damn good thing to us all we be doin’ with!
When y’all sittin’ in the shack on your one-man lonesome, ain’t nuffing better than a good wholesome, heartsome, MOCK-YOU-MEANT-AREE to chase away the cobwebs, and make your heart sing up and float to skies like a goddarn goose-varmint. Read more How Sausages are Really Made: Shocking
Pretty awesome dinner theater in Buena Park, California, just down the street from Disneyland. It’s got acrobatics, lovely maidens in distress, and pirates too!
See more adventures at another site of Brian’s: www.CaliforniaWithKids.com.
By the way, the latter site actually has interviews with the pirates too!
So as well as the video, here are a couple of posts from California with Kids.
Explore the site for more ideas for places to go with your kids.
And keep checking the Youtube channel for updates!
Royalty-free music “One-Eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. Read more Pirate’s Dinner Adventure (Reviewed)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam.
Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place.
* What does a late-night informercial look like in Amsterdam? The answer may surprise you, or it may not… it’s pretty adult.
* Exclusive interview with Dan Geddes of www.TheSatirist.com.
* What makes Amsterdam such a great place? Read more GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)
Howdy Interweb folks! I’m Bobby Joe, and this here editorial makin’ kinda guy is known to our all ‘n’ sundries as the Brian K. White.
K is also what you git in the kerning.
Now how do kerning be defined?
Glossy News Bossmaster Brian K. White just done gone tell us, on the Youtube:
Kerning is the adjustment of spacing between printed letters. This, however, is just an abomination.
Abomination? How so, say Bobby Joe?
The only ‘kerning’ y’all need to doing in yer spare timesickles is for to be kerning for yer wife, yer dawg, yer kids, ‘n’ maybe yer favorite government official, pastor, all y’all religious folks o one kind or anuther, and when the goddarn taxman men be comin’ t’ git yer guns.
Other than that, kerning can be left all them stupid highfalutin city folks wi’ their quinoa coffee ‘n’ fancy pick-ups wi’ organic engines.
This here is Bobby Joe for now! See all this here fancy pants little videowebs and share it on the social medias! Or tell yer wife or yer vacation wife where these here video do be made!
WEB EXTRA — for our upcoming feature film “How Bobby Joe Really Do,” or whatever it ends up being titled.
Bobby Joe explains where he’s from and why he’s got such a crazy accent!
More at www.facebook.com/BobbyJoeTheMovie and www.reddit.com/r/BobbyJoe. Read more Sneak Peek of the Hillbilly Documentary Series (Exclusive)
Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned.
Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable.
It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this is just how us Americans roll. Read more Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017.
* My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer. No, he made this choice because his MUCH older brother Brendan wants to make video games, and he wants to be with him. Very touching stuff.
* Can I get to a million views in 2017? I’m quite a bit off pace, but it’s still within the realm of possibility? Read more Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)
First look at our mockumentary featurette about Bobby Joe H. Jr. Jr., the narrator of all our “How It’s REALLY Made” edutainment videos. The full playlist is available on YouTube.
4K/UHD Principle photography is already finished, and we’re now editing and looking for distribution options.
Made with massive help from Ben Slavens, Jason Daniel, Tracy Lundell, Greg the Hero and a bunch more.
At www.facebook.com/bobbyjoethemovie to get all the updates, and subscribe here to see some of the videos as they are released… but the Facebook page will have WAY more updates.