Category: The Rest
President Obama Brings Tyra Banks to Tears
A tearful Tyra Banks demanded an apology from President Obama today for the hurt and shame he caused her when he declared publicly “Listen up Banks, the American people want their money back.” Banks was watching Fox News when she…
Palin Signs Deal With Fox News…Then Quits.
Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Good
When asked why he was leaving American Idol, Simon Cowell coyly replied, “I’ve got other irons in the fire and it’s just time for me to go.” But sources close to the star claim that, like his fellow judge, Randy…
Sarah Palin’s Book “Going Rogue’ Pulled From Shelves
Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. The intended, more appropriate title was supposed to be Going With Rouge. Word was sent out by the publishing house to those already…
Fox News Signs Bristol Palin as Jr. Political Correspondent
Following the heels of her famous mother, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin has reportedly been offered a Jr. Political Correspondent position at Fox News for an undisclosed salary. Fox News would not confirm or deny the news, but instead offered this…
Happy New Year to All … Honest
Obama Wins Literal “Not George Bush” Award
To the surprise of few, Obama has won yet another award for not being George W. Bush, this time it’s one awarded by the Global Sub-Scrub Society known as the “Not George Bush Award”, and it’s given only to those…
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin Famous potatoe man, Dan Quayle, known as “Tweety” on Twitter, came back into the limelight after virtual (actually that’s actual) obscurity to offer his help to Sarah Palin on the campaign trail. After reading a few…
UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUgly Boots
Just when you thought boots couldn’t get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. “FUgly Boots,” says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, “have been described by our customers as looking like…