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Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure
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Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew
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Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story

I am sure most people have heard of Terry Fox, a young cancer survivor who developed bone cancer and had his left leg removed as a result. After recovering, he vowed to “run” 3000 miles across Canada to raise money…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story
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Libertarians Successfully Slash Gov Jobs, Unemployment Magically Rises

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Libertarians Successfully Slash Gov Jobs, Unemployment Magically Rises
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Glenn Beck Says “One Nation, My Ass–It’ll Never Fly”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Glenn Beck Says “One Nation, My Ass–It’ll Never Fly”
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Kudos to Writers for Not Acting Like Stupid Dodo Heads

The saying goes “There is more than one way to skin a cat.” No, this isn’t a funny story about a cat. I know, I know, for all you cat lovers out there, maybe there will be one soon, but…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Kudos to Writers for Not Acting Like Stupid Dodo Heads
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World Stunned as Speidi Goes 36-hours without Press Release

WTF?! Click now to find out more! World Stunned as Speidi Goes 36-hours without Press Release
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George Bush Surrenders Heisman Trophy

WTF?! Click now to find out more! George Bush Surrenders Heisman Trophy
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Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent
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FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast

In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast