Specialty Cats Bred Exclusively to be Creepy (comic)

If you’ve ever dated a girl with a cat, it’s likely you know how creepy and personal they can be all up in your business. If you’ve ever dated a woman with six cats, it’s likely you were doing charity work, and that you were the first woman in ten years she’d make it to second base with.

Cats are funny, fickle creatures. They know how to get in your head and they know how to creep you out. Sometimes it’s by jamming the kitty-star in your mouth while you’re watching TV. Sometimes it’s by watching you while you pee, shower, check them for ticks, or masturbate. Yes, they watch you, and with great intent. Read more Specialty Cats Bred Exclusively to be Creepy (comic)

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Long-Term Unemployed Go Back for Degree, Pointless (comic)

This was originally written with the genders reversed, so don’t hate on me, bro or bro-sis. It’s recycled art, so I switched genders based strictly on where they were standing.

The long-term unemployment problem of our youth is seriously problematic. In part because X, but also because of Y, not to even mention Z, which is likely the biggest factor of all. Read more Long-Term Unemployed Go Back for Degree, Pointless (comic)

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Even Dogs Can Be Politically Correct (comic)

Political Correctness is pretty annoying at times. Maybe I grew up in a different time, but why can’t I call a Dutchman a clog-stomping windmill-gypsy? And why can’t I call gypsies Greasy Dutchmen?

Well dogs learn from us and our pets are largely on the same page. I could ruin the joke for you, but I’m just not in the mood. So please to enjoy. Read more Even Dogs Can Be Politically Correct (comic)

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If Your Girl Feels Down, Make Her Feel Important (comic)

Come on guys, we’ve all been there. Your girl is feeling down, you want to be supportive and encouraging, but sometimes your animalistic male nature takes over and you just have to be yourself for a minute.

We all get down sometimes, but when your girl gets down, that doesn’t mean she wants to “get down” with you to make it all better. Sure, it cures almost all ails that woe us dudes, but chicks are tricky, and well they should be, they’re totally worth it. Read more If Your Girl Feels Down, Make Her Feel Important (comic)

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Cat-Rehab Clinics Sprouting Up Around the Nation (comic)

Addiction is no laughing matter. I tried to get high with my cat the other day, but the Nip we bought was apparently bunk, since it did nothing but give me a bit of a headache. Then I look over, and he’s saaaaailing. Guess it half-worked.

But what happens when Snuggums takes one hit too many? What happens when he goes from adorable, goofy furball rolling on the carpet, to evil, addicted killing machine? Read more Cat-Rehab Clinics Sprouting Up Around the Nation (comic)

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Dog Admits Why He Really Loves His Owner (comic)

If you think you know why your dog LIKES you, you’re probably right. If you think you know why your dog LOVES you, you’re likely awfully, awfully wrong.

Dogs are simple creatures. They know love, fear, rage and satisfaction… what they don’t know could fill a library, much as it could with a human, but a solid 1% less. Read more Dog Admits Why He Really Loves His Owner (comic)

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