Author: Tim Jones
NFL Addresses Fan Discontent by Hiring Replacement Refs from Foot Locker
The National Football League is taking decisive action in response to complaints about horrendously bad officiating by the replacement referees, who were brought in due to the lockout of referees by the league. The move is the culmination of events…
America Ranks #1 in Human Energy Conservation (Laziness)
One of President Obama’s campaign promises was to address the energy crisis. It’s one of his top priorities just after healthcare reform, job creation, education reform and improving his Baseball Opening Day Ceremonial Curve Ball (needs a lot of work)….
Was Romney’s Horse on Steroids at the London Olympics?
It’s now less than two months until the 2012 presidential election. The field of candidates has been whittled down to the Final 13. The short list includes several impressive independent candidates, like Robert Burck, better known to New Yorkers as…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank me – Conclusion
Previously, I shared several brilliant ways we can pay down the nation’s debt. But I was just getting started. I saved my best ideas for last. Mount Rushmore: $8.2 billion. Comes with lifelike sculptures of three of our greatest presidents…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank Me
Here’s a number that might scare you: $14,132,959,955,340. That’s 14 trillion dollars, give or take a few hundred billion. That’s the current estimate of our national debt according to the OMB (Office of Management and Budget). Here’s a slightly smaller…
Tea Party’s Bold Plans to Eliminate the Debt Completely by Dec. 17th – Conclusion
Previously, I shared with you some bold new initiatives planned by America’s leading Tea Party politicians to wipe out the entire US Debt before the end of the year. Think of it as a gigantic Christmas present to America from…
Tea Party’s Bold Plans to Eliminate the Debt Completely by December 17th
Last summer, after a long and contentious fight between Democrats and Tea Party Republicans, our federal government narrowly avoided its first-ever credit default. People all over the world waited anxiously to find out whether our elected officials were going to…
Having a Yard Sale? What You Want for Leonard Nimoy Sings His Favorite Star Trek Christmas Songs?
Experts agree, spring and summer are synonymous with yard sales. All over America, moms are clearing out their overstuffed closets, getting rid of old, worthless, outdated junk that no longer serves any useful purpose. And they’re not just talking about…
Think You Know Canada, eh? 7 Northern Neighbor Myths
The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers, mind you. Did you know…
Americans Beg: Let Our Corporations Speak
God bless America. In January 2010, the Supreme Court of the United States finally brought justice to a long oppressed minority: Citigroup – and the other Fortune 500 companies which have for too long been ignored in our Democracy. I…