Author: Sheree Shatsky
Exposé: Under the Table with the Romneys
The Ann Romney ironing board story unfolds with a new wrinkle. Photographs posted today by Households Without Housekeepers reveal the wall-unit ironing board reportedly used as the Romney dining table was in fact a Murphy bed. The labor activist organization…
Herman Cain Carries Flag for the Democrats
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Television viewers were quick to spot former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain minutes after the 2012 Democratic National Convention gaveled to order. The Tea Party favorite presented the colors as a member of the Disabled American…
Snakes in the Grass… for Obama
MIAMI-A Burmese python found dead in the Florida Everglades has snake and political experts rattled. A definitive square shape outlining the snake’s midsection led to an examination of stomach contents. Along with the remains of a raccoon, the python had…
Florida AG Pam Bondi’s Long Beautiful Hair
TAMPA – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi speaks before the Republican National Convention this week on the subject of a whisper campaign. Will she or won’t she? Known for her gleaming blonde hair and barback good looks, the rumor is…
Paul Ryan “Takes It” Twisted, Sister
Paul Ryan was forced to “take it” following rebuff by Twisted Sister lead man Dee Snider over the choice of “We’re Not Gonna Take It” as the Republican VP-designee’s intro song. Snider denounced use of the 1984 hit at a…
Mitt Romney Accepts Monkey on Back
Mitt Romney announced today that he will accept the Republican nomination for President wearing a STAPLES logo stitched to his back. “And no, my friends,” Romney joked to the partisan crowd. “The logo won’t actually be stapled to my back….
Aerial Drones Surveil for Trash in Miami… Hey Look, The Olympics
Viewer interest in Olympic skeet shooting soared among Miami Beach residents following the recent passage of a city ordinance mandating recycling monitored by remote-controlled drones. Aerial drones the size of dragonflies fly neighborhood reconnaissance patterns to scan microchips embedded within…
Florida Gov. Rick Scott Steps Down Citing Medical Reasons
TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Rick Scott stepped down today as leader of the Sunshine State after confidential reports surfaced, which we will not share. These private, personal, legally protected documents, which are confidential, prove the governor withheld a 2008 diagnosis…
Founding Fathers Protest Holmes-Cruise Divorce
This news site previously reported that the recent rising from the grave by America’s Founding Fathers was in direct protest of the Supreme Court ruling that declared the Affordable Care Act constitutional. As stated by Founding Father and second President…
Bill Clinton: Rather Switch than Fight
NEW YORK–Bill Clinton rocked the political world today by announcing his change in party affiliation from Democrat to Independent. Meet the Press moderator David Gregory asked Mr. Clinton to explain his decision. “Could’ve been worse,” Clinton responded. “Could’ve switched to…