Author: P. Beckert
Realtor Can’t Suppress while Showing Rush Limbaugh’s Manhattan Condo
New York, NY – By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes, we recommend to avoid all…
American Expatriates in Mexico Feeling Sting of Arizona Law
Todos Santos, Mexico (GlossyNews) — American baby boomers, flush with money, have been making their way down to Mexico’s Baja coast for a decade or more as expatriates trying to escape the high cost of living in the United States….
Guns Galore at 139th Annual Meeting of NRA
Charlotte, NC (GlossyNews) -– It’s all about guns. Guns, guns, guns. Guns and more guns. There are big guns, little guns, guns that kill just one person, and guns that are capable of killing more than one person at a…
God Photoshops Jupiter
Galley Leio, Australia – An amateur astronomer from Australia has photos to prove that God has a computer and He’s pretty good at photoshopping objects in the universe to change their appearance (God that is). Take Jupiter for example. Astronomers…
Dick Cheney Has Oil on His Hands in Louisiana
Jackson, WY (GlossyNews)b– “Oh what an oily mess we make when kickbacks from Halliburton we do take,” should have screamed the headlines in this morning’s newspapers across the land. But alas, it was not to be. Instead, the only media…
Copy of Mein Kampf Found in Glenn Beck’s Locker Next to His Lederhosen
Beck claims he just uses it as reference to use against the Obama administration and not for purposes of learning how to indoctrinate his listeners.
Singer Elvis Costello Refuses to Perform in Israel
“Oy vey, what a schmuck,” said one man as Israelites far and wide kvetshed about this latest development.
Liberal Becomes Violently Ill While Going Undercover at Patriot Gathering
Springfield, Mo (GlossyNews) -– The weekly meeting of a group of local patriots came to an abrupt halt last Tuesday when its members came flying out of the United Baptists Freedom Church reception hall retching and cursing and holding their…
Oil Exec Tossed from New Orleans Restaurant
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) -– Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico….
Sarah Palin Caught in Cat Fight Over California Senate Seat
Hall of Facebook – Palin’s Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out “Carly,…