Posted in Environment Human Interest

Brewing Up Candied Malt Liquor; 211 Skeel Reserve

-God no, what on earth was I thinking? I feel like a Lucy tripper who has just realized he triple-dosed. Alas, I will (or may,) prevail. 211 is best served very, very cold. So cold in fact that one could…

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Posted in Horoscopes Human Interest Society Top Stories

Four-on-the-Floor-a-Scopes (Hotrod Horoscopes)

We recognize that not all living people born within a certain window need the same advice and fit the same profile. At Glossy News we appreciate diversity and write our horoscopes for YOU, whomever you may be. Even hot-rodding freaks…

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Posted in Television

Bryant Gumbel Publishes “Almost Black Like Me”

Fanfare accompanied critical praise this week as the New York Times best seller list welcomed it’s newest member. Rave reviews came from white, black, latino and Asian critics, all claiming him as a member of their own.

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Posted in Internets Tubes

How to Get the Best Graphics on Your Story

You may have noticed that some stories on Glossy News have custom Photoshopped images, while others have stock photos, or something quite generic. Sometimes a killer image can make a story, so let’s get you one. Ways to get a…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

December 2013 Glossy News author contest… $275 in Cash Prizes

Yep, you read it right. $275 is up for grabs. $150 for the most-read article, $75 for the best article, and, $50 as a special award. PRIZES WORK LIKE THIS: $150 Most Read: Plain and simple. Most read story on…

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