Author: Brian White
Open Letter to Mitt Romney – Here’s Why You Lost
I’ve read so much in the wake of the 2012 presidential election about why Governor Mitt Romney lost, and the majority of it sickens me with how tone-deaf it is. And seriously, governor Romney, I hope you read this. I’m…
Yes, Virginia, $250,000 IS Rich
There’s this fun little debate going on in Washington about tax rates for households earning over $250,000. Some would have you believe that those earning over $250,000 are not rich, but those people would be lying to you. I’ll start…
The ‘Borking’ of Robert Bork; the New Game Plan for the Hard Left
Today a view from two sides of a political issue. Judge Robert Bork and what he meant to America and to politics. Joining us from the Right is Dean Chambers, blogger and pollster from UnSkewedPolls.com. From the Left it is…
The War on Christmas Is(n’t) a Total Joke
It seems every year we go through the same rigamaroll. In August we crack out the decorations, in November we start the massive shopping season, and in December we enter the War on Christmas territory. Is it a real war,…
Conservative/Liberal Brawl: Now Is(n’t) the Time for Gun Control
A liberal and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender’s like, “what is this, a joke?” Actually it’s quite serious, and it covers a grave topic. Conservative columnist and pollster Dean Chambers agreed to talk with liberal news man…
The Fiscal Cliff: Wingnut v. Moonbat Edition
In order to best understand the troubles that face our nation from a balanced left/right perspective, we’ve enlisted liberal Glossy News satirist and editor Brian K. White from the left to talk with conservative columnist and statistician Dean Chambers from…
Interview w/ Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com – Part II
We recently ran an interview with conservative poll smoker Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com. It quickly became our top article and my offer to post a second part from questions that were not asked was highly requested. So rather than dig…
Exclusive Interview: Dean Chambers of UnskewedPolls.com
Today, GlossyNews.com has the unique opportunity to present an interview with Dean Chambers from UnskewedPolls.com. And yes, this is a real interview. For the sake of proof we asked Dean to provide a photo of himself, and what you see…
“Roof of My Mouth Feels Pruny” Says Man on Mushrooms
William Bergerson, a 22-year-old student at the University of Michigan, recently told this Glossy News reporter that the roof of his mouth “totally feels pruny.” He was tripping on mushrooms at the time, but insisted that had nothing to do…
Romney Handily Handled in Second Debate, Cries Foul
The second presidential debate is in the history books, and unlike the empty chair present at the RNC and the first debate, Obama came out swinging and made Governor Mitt Romney look like nothing but a third rate amateur… so…