Author: Brian White
If You Had Your Life to do Over Again (comic)
If you had your whole life to do over again, what would you do differently? Would you never agree to date that woman who turned out to be your evil ex-wife? Would you not have children? Would you have refrained…
You Are Seriously Racist (comic)
Sometimes, as a white person, you just want to speak your peace. You don’t feel your being racist, and maybe you’re right, though it’s statistically unlikely. Just open your mind and speak your peace and let the cards fall where…
40th Birthday Completely Disappointing (comic)
Imagine if you threw a war and nobody came? Well that would never happen, since you’d just invade their asses and claim them as your own. But you can throw a 40th birthday and watch it dissolve into nothing but…
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? (comic)
It’s the age-old question. Seriously, how many of a particular group does it take to change a light bulb? In my house the answer is somewhere between zero and one. If it’s me doing it, it’s one, if anybody else…
Jesus May Appear in Many (exclusively white) Forms (comic)
Throughout the new testament, especially after the crucifixion, Jesus appeared to different people in different form. It would be easy to laugh this off as confirmation bias in the face of obviously damning evidence, but Jesus doesn’t believe in damnation…
Have You Tried Our New Dog Food? (comic)
If you’ve ever watched television, you know there’s always a new product on TV trying to make your dog’s smile brighter, her coat shinier, and her trot that much more trotsome… but can you believe it? This was inspired by…
If you love her, put a threesome ring on it (comic)
Quick note before we get started… as sexy as these things may seem on the surface, they’re terribly disappointing, horribly divisive, and generally the end of your relationship. Some guys haven’t learned that yet, which is the basis of today’s…
Relationship Bound to End in Failure (Comic)
Ever feel like you’re in a relationship for all the wrong reasons, or in the right relationship for all the right reasons, but with the wrong person? This web comic knows exactly how you feel. Click on the comic to…
Alcoholism and Mommy Issues Meet in the Crosshairs (comic)
If you’ve ever had the opportunity to tele-commute, you surely know the joys of being drunk at work. Today, our resident cartoonist Brian K. White takes it to a new level by adding it to a whole ridiculous layer of…
I Met a Hotty on Reddit (comic)
Oh man, this “girl” I met is just so awesome. We have the same interests and everything. I tell her what I like, then about 5-hours later she writes back with remarkably specific things about my interest. Like as if…