How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? (comic)

It’s the age-old question. Seriously, how many of a particular group does it take to change a light bulb?

In my house the answer is somewhere between zero and one. If it’s me doing it, it’s one, if anybody else is in charge, it’s zero, because it just never happens. Have so many burnt out in the house it just makes no sense. We poke ourselves in the face constantly in the dimness of our laziness.

But when it comes to hipsters, it’s a very different question, and as it turns out, a very difficult question. One you may not even be able to understand. Not all numbers are rational or even reasonable.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.