Author: Brian White
SeaTac Minimum Wage Vote Goes Court (and I’m the Plaintiff… seriously)
Citizens in the city of Seatac, WA, where I live, have tried to bring a $15/hr. minimum wage for airport and hospitality workers to a vote. But opponents have shut it down and I’ve filed a lawsuit against the city,…
Kids Singing Endless Road Song About to Be Amber Alerts
You remember that song you sang as a kid to drive the bus driver crazy? Well yeah, imagine it’s that one, except it’s with your parents, and that there’s literally no way for them to get away from you.
ProTip: Cool Overly Hot Coffee by Holding it out the Window (comic)
While this lovely bit of fiction didn’t actually happen with my children, as they graciously allowed me to portray, it did happen with a group of friends about 15 years ago. J-Dizzle had just taken the wheel, and I’d just…
Humans Have Rights. Why Not Pets? (comic)
Just looking back in American history, there was a time (quite recently!) when women were denied the vote. There were also times with poll taxes and other efforts to disqualify votes, but only as recent as 2012. Not to diminish…
Study: Indoor Cats Also Present Owners w/ Gifts (comic)
Indoor/outdoor cats are famous for bringing back trophies to their owners. Maybe it’s a dead bird, a half-eaten squirrel, or just a random noun from the yard, like bark or a tattered bit of tennis ball. A recent study has…
Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)
The overwhelming majority of us guys know that we’re between 6-10 inches in length, and we all swear it has nothing to do with the fact that women wouldn’t recognize a foot if it was stuffed into their own shoes….
Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)
We hear too often about immigrants “stealing our jobs,” but without enough context. Back east there are states that have passed strict anti-immigrant laws, and the tomatoes have rotted in the field with no one to pick them. So maybe…
Men Admit the Number One Thing They Love in Women (comic)
We’ve all been there, maybe not quite this explicitly, but the sentiments still remain. The vast majority of men love women, all women, in ways they can’t describe… at least, not out loud. Guys, we can pretend to be gentlemen…
Artist Refuses to Admit Art is Terrible (comic)
Okay, you guys have given me enough grief. No, these creatures don’t look like cats, but come on, I have no background in art. I’m the humor guy… oh, I’m not funny either? Well bummer for me. Even the cats…
Dog Escapes Yard, Discovers Nothing (comic)
Dogs seem so happy in the yard. All those chew toys and balls to play with, but it doesn’t stop them from burrowing under fences in search of greener, or in this case, identical pastures. I’m not saying dogs are…