Day: December 5, 2013
City of Toronto Press Office Issues City Obituary
Author: Dave Martin Published Date: December 5, 2013
DEATH NOTICE – The City of Toronto — The City of Toronto (known to her friends as The Greater Toronto Area or GTA for short) expired on November 14th in the Council Chamber of City Hall. The immediate cause of…
Dozens Trampled Over Obamacare Holiday Sale
Author: Jay Griggs Published Date: December 5, 2013 2 Comments on Dozens Trampled Over Obamacare Holiday Sale
In what is already being called the worst accident since Walmart’s Black ThurFriday Sale, dozens of people were trampled when crowds broke through library barriers trying to take advantage of Obama’s “Buy One Get One Free” holiday health care plan…
Original Poster Is Actually a Bundle of Sticks
Author: Sharif Published Date: December 5, 2013
Today the internet was shocked and quite frankly a little turned on by a new discovery: OP (or original poster) is a faggot. Internet researchers are still trying to figure out how a bundle of sticks is responsible for every…