Today the internet was shocked and quite frankly a little turned on by a new discovery: OP (or original poster) is a faggot.
Internet researchers are still trying to figure out how a bundle of sticks is responsible for every single thread in every single message board on the internet.
“How the sum of two dozen sticks tied together can create so much content remains a mystery,” said internet scientist Kant Gitlaid (45).
“But we do know that the twine binding the sticks together is responsible for its faggotry. When you remove the twine it just becomes a bunch of sticks.”
“I always had my suspicions that OP was a faggot,” Anonymous (9001) said, “I would post that on the message boards ‘OP is a faggot,’ but so many people misinterpreted it as homophobic display of general disapproval. It’s so nice to finally have this validation.”