Day: July 20, 2013
Posted in Television
Woman Watching Sitcom Frustrated Characters Not Doing Things Most Logical, Efficient Way
MILWAUKEE, WI—While watching television Tuesday night, Diane Goodwyn expressed to reporters her frustration regarding characters in the ABC sitcom Tell Me About It doing things…
Fukushima Scientists Dismiss Sightings Of Fire-Breathing Iguanadon
A group of scientists at the Fukushima Nuclear Reactor have angrily denied recent sightings of a 700-foot fire-breathing iguanadon, though they refused to do so…
Posted in Top Stories
Netanyahu, Abbas agree to peace talks; listening doubtful
This reporter has gained exclusive access to the agreements between Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that would allow the…
Posted in Comics
Even Dogs Can Be Politically Correct (comic)
Political Correctness is pretty annoying at times. Maybe I grew up in a different time, but why can’t I call a Dutchman a clog-stomping windmill-gypsy?…
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