Day: June 5, 2013
Posted in Environment
It’ll Take More Than A Lousy Thunderstorm to Stop Man Making Stupid Decision to Go Walking During A Thunderstorm
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: June 5, 2013 1 Comment on It’ll Take More Than A Lousy Thunderstorm to Stop Man Making Stupid Decision to Go Walking During A Thunderstorm
INDIANAPOLIS – Not content to just sit at home, local man Brian Caskey insists it’ll take more than this lousy-ass thunderstorm to prevent him from making the stupid and highly irresponsible decision to go walking during a thunderstorm. Heading out…
Posted in Crime
Supreme Court OKs Police to Collect Suspects’ DNA, Suspects Excited for Free Handjobs
Author: Reidicule Published Date: June 5, 2013 2 Comments on Supreme Court OKs Police to Collect Suspects’ DNA, Suspects Excited for Free Handjobs
WASHINGTON — In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 this week to allow police to collect the DNA of person(s) suspected of “serious” crimes, exciting suspects across the country who are eager to receive their free handjobs. Despite…
Gays Arguably Wrong, Polygamy/Sex Slavery Right (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: June 5, 2013 3 Comments on Gays Arguably Wrong, Polygamy/Sex Slavery Right (comic)
If we’re going to attempt to pass legislation based on the Old Testament, why stop at homosexuality. There’s a lot of really interesting stuff in the Old Testament, let’s cling to some of those too. Sure, the rail against homosexuality…