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It’ll Take More Than A Lousy Thunderstorm to Stop Man Making Stupid Decision to Go Walking During A Thunderstorm

It’ll Take More Than A Lousy Thunderstorm to Stop Man Making Stupid Decision to Go Walking During A Thunderstorm

INDIANAPOLIS – Not content to just sit at home, local man Brian Caskey insists it’ll take more than this lousy-ass thunderstorm to prevent him from making the stupid and highly irresponsible decision to go walking during a thunderstorm.

Heading out to a grocery store in downtown Indianapolis Monday, Caskey was seen gesticulating upward to the gloomy skies, while crying out: “is this the best you can do?”

“Come on! You can do better than this! Show me your wrath!”

Seemingly unconcerned by the imminence of fork lightning and unsettling rumbles of thunder, the 28-year-old made it known that just because some cock-sucking storm decided to shit down on Indiana, doesn’t mean he’s not going to carry out the foolhardy and truly idiotic plan of marching straight into the eye of the storm.

“Seriously! Is this all ya got?,” shouted the reckless imbecile, as rush hour traffic passed by. “I cause more of a rumble every time I take a dump! Come on, take me!”

Eventually surviving the onslaught of rain and lightning, Caskey is believed to have arrived home some time in the evening, whereupon the dumbass developed a really awful cold.

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Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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One Response to “It’ll Take More Than A Lousy Thunderstorm to Stop Man Making Stupid Decision to Go Walking During A Thunderstorm”

  1. Kilroy says:

    You had me at the title. But he did it anyway, so he obviously doesn’t care about public opinion, the dumbass!

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