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Gays Arguably Wrong, Polygamy/Sex Slavery Right (comic)

Gays Arguably Wrong, Polygamy/Sex Slavery Right (comic)

If we’re going to attempt to pass legislation based on the Old Testament, why stop at homosexuality. There’s a lot of really interesting stuff in the Old Testament, let’s cling to some of those too.

Sure, the rail against homosexuality continued in the New Testament, but it was only through Paul in Corinthians. That’s one apostle out of twelve. Jesus said nothing on the subject, ten other apostles were likewise silent, and Judas… well, we’re not really supposed to know what he said.

Jesus forgave all sins in the New Testament, so why not homosexuality?

Seriously guys, you’ve already lost the battle. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can get back to proselytizing and legislating. As long as you cling to this archaic anecdote, you’ll self-marginalize your people.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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3 Responses to “Gays Arguably Wrong, Polygamy/Sex Slavery Right (comic)”

  1. jay w m says:

    The funny thing is, Paul wasn’t actually an apostle proper of Jesus. He never met the man. Unless you consider a vision (read hallucination) of the saviour as credible.

    I think that even if the bible said nothing explicitly about homosexuality these folks would adapt and use some “appropriate” verse to justify their hate regardless. Sad.

  2. Axel Blaster says:

    Now that is patriarchy.

  3. JRW says:

    Paul wasn’t a contemporary to Christ??? Seriously??? That’s a game changer to me.

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