Day: May 20, 2013
Flood Warnings Issued After God Knocks Back 8 Cans of Miller Lite
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: May 20, 2013 1 Comment on Flood Warnings Issued After God Knocks Back 8 Cans of Miller Lite
INDIANAPOLIS – The national weather service has issued severe flood warnings across most of the Midwest ahead of this weekend, after His Lordship Almighty God went on a Friday night drinking binge. According to heavenly sources, God – hosting a…
NRA Promotes New Mass Shootings to Stimulate Gun Sales
Author: rfreed Published Date: May 20, 2013 1 Comment on NRA Promotes New Mass Shootings to Stimulate Gun Sales
The NRA, flush with a victory over the US Government and common sense in general with their defeat of all gun bills, has decided to keep on a roll and create more gun sales by stimulating more mass shootings. Observing…
Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: May 20, 2013 2 Comments on Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)
The Bible isn’t just an all-time best-seller, it’s a work of wonder, mystery and incredible tragedy. The Bible doesn’t just tell us how to live our lives, but also tell us how we should never, ever, ever live our lives….