Day: January 27, 2013
Youngster Shocked Sam Adams More than Just “Dead Beer Guy”
BOSTON—Twenty-four-year-old Boston native and soon-to-be college grad, Richard Head, while sitting atop his cherry SUV and watching fireworks in the distance, learned a little bit more about American history and culture this past New Year’s–and, man, would his dad have…
Humorist Admits to Banned Substances, Lying, Coverup
[Tim Jones is a regular contributor to Glossy News and has his own humor blog called View from the Bleachers. In a shocking press conference, Jones admitted to using banned performance-enhancing substances to help him write his column. Below are…
George Lucas Announces Ban on Special Effects
Star Wars creator George Lucas has created massive controversy by issuing an executive order outlawing all special effects in feature film productions. The law, which will go into effect at the beginning of February, is described by the veteran filmmaker…