Day: December 1, 2012
Neighbors Amicably Resolve Fence Dispute
MAPLEVIEW, OHIO – In a rare event, two Mapleview citizens have resolved their fence dispute without resort to violence, litigation or letters to the editor. Myron Beaver and Stew Lansing, longtime neighbors, were engaged in what could have been a…
Mean Colts Getting Fans’ Hopes Up Again
INDIANAPOLIS – In what was arguably designed as a mean prank yesterday, the Indianapolis Colts conspired to build up the hopes of millions of Hoosiers by recording their first victory of the season against the Tennessee Titans. Avoiding a 14th…
NASA: Orphan’s Wishes Upon Star Light-Years Too Late
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA: The National Aeronautics and Space Administration confirmed today that the star little Timmy Johannsen has been wishing upon nearly every night for the past 3 years, actually collapsed and burned out approximately 48 million years ago, thus rendering…