Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery for the Elite and Pompous almost three and a half years ago.
A portion of the autopsy claims….”Mr. Jackson, age 50, expired June 25th, 2009 from a physical ailment known as ‘undescended testiclitist.’ Upon a sectioned autopsy, we found Mr. Jackson’s nuts wrapped around his vocal cords.” Read more Michael Jackson’s Updated Autopsy Results Released