Day: October 20, 2012
Posted in Entertainment
Michael Jackson’s Updated Autopsy Results Released
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: October 20, 2012 11 Comments on Michael Jackson’s Updated Autopsy Results Released
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery…
“Roof of My Mouth Feels Pruny” Says Man on Mushrooms
Author: Brian White Published Date: October 20, 2012 2 Comments on “Roof of My Mouth Feels Pruny” Says Man on Mushrooms
William Bergerson, a 22-year-old student at the University of Michigan, recently told this Glossy News reporter that the roof of his mouth “totally feels pruny.” He was tripping on mushrooms at the time, but insisted that had nothing to do…
Posted in Politics
Frustrated Voter Questions Paul Ryan’s Birth
Author: Dave Martin Published Date: October 20, 2012 3 Comments on Frustrated Voter Questions Paul Ryan’s Birth
Frustrated voter Dixon Notch of Plainville, Ohio has raised a complaint about Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan. “I’ve got a problem with Mitt Romney’s pick of Paul Ryan,” said Notch. “It’s not Ryan’s right-wing conservative views on things like abortion…