Posted in Science

Curiosity Killed the Rover

GALE CRATER, MARS – The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, the National Aeronautic and Space Agency reported at a…

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Posted in Politics

Tea Party’s Bold Plans to Eliminate the Debt Completely by Dec. 17th – Conclusion

Previously, I shared with you some bold new initiatives planned by America’s leading Tea Party politicians to wipe out the entire US Debt before the…

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Posted in World News

Things Kim Jong-Un Said on His Wedding Night

Kim Jong-Un was recently retro-actively married, and to a fine philly of a lady at that, assuming she’s not blood-related to him, which is a…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Pre-Movie Announcement Advises Moviegoers to Put Kids on Silent

CASTLETON – Prior to its 5:35 screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks, a cinema today advised patrons to make sure all babies were switched off…

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