Day: March 23, 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Thank You Very Much, See You in Hell
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: March 23, 2010
The phrase “Thank you very much, see you in hell,” is becoming as popular as “Thank you, come again” at some Middle Eastern-run convenience stores across America. TYVMSYH signs are being displayed above the licenses of most of the stores,…
Posted in Crime
Cookie Monster Robs Girl Scouts: Three dead
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: March 23, 2010
Detroit, MI (GlossyNews) — In what was considered shocking, even by Detroit standards, the beloved blue Sesame Street character today staged a bloody robbery at a suburban strip mall. No Girl Scouts were injured, but three shoppers were killed in…
Posted in Biz News
Apple’s Jerry York Dies: Replaced by Jerry Sargent
Author: BC Bass Published Date: March 23, 2010
CUPERTINO, CA (GlossyNews) — Jerry York, Apple director and long-time adviser to billionaire investor Kirk Kerkorian, has died. Sources at Apple Inc broke the news on Thursday. York joined Apple’s board of directors in 1997, a time when most consumers…