Day: December 26, 2009
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: December 26, 2009
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin Famous potatoe man, Dan Quayle, known as “Tweety” on Twitter, came back into the limelight after virtual (actually that’s actual) obscurity to offer his help to Sarah Palin on the campaign trail. After reading a few…
Posted in Human Interest
Boehner and Bobdole Reveal 13-year Marriage
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: December 26, 2009 2 Comments on Boehner and Bobdole Reveal 13-year Marriage
Washington DC —EBBQ Today the offices of John Boehner (Bay-ner) (R–OH) revealed that Senator Boehner and former Senator Bobdole (R–KS ret.) have maintained a secret same-sex marriage for the past 13 years. “In fact,” a Bobdole spokesperson said, “Bobdole did…
Posted in Biz News
Timedate 2011: Recession Ends, But The Workers Died Long Ago
Author: rfreed Published Date: December 26, 2009
Economists the world over have stated the news that everyone has been waiting for- that the long, draining recession has finally come to an end and that businesses will start hiring again. Unfortunately, the good news came to a screeching…