Month: April 2005
Hot Soccer Uniforms Promise U.S. Interest in Tepid Sport
Author: Brian White Published Date: April 16, 2005
Soccer, long considered the game of little girls and college athletes who can’t get scholarships for a “real sport” makes a lobby once more to break into the American market. This time it’s not aimed at corporate ownership or potential…
Viagra Adopts White Rabbit as Jingle – “Feed Your Head”
Author: Brian White Published Date: April 14, 2005
Pfizer has released their newest series of commercials for the highly popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra. During a New York Yankees game last week Pfizer debuted their new commercial. The new advertising campaign abandons their previous approach of “Blue pill…
Barry Bonds Thanks Media for Knee Injury
Author: Brian White Published Date: April 9, 2005
After three knee surgeries in three months, noted steroidphile Barry “Shut the F Up” Bonds has accosted the gritty media for their obvious causal role in creating his physical injury.