Two days ago, local celebrities of Rockville, Maryland, Vicky and Lisa Hancock, both fourteen years old, were taken into police custody on charges of statutory rape and incest.
The girls, whose conjoining makes them look like one person with two heads, said that they were not ashamed of what they had done and would happily do it again when I had the opportunity of interviewing them.
“I don’t get what all the big fuss is about,” Lisa stated. “I mean, it’s natural, right? And why did it feel so good if it’s so wrong? That’s what I want to know. Is what we were taught in sex-ed wrong?”
“It’s true,” Vicky joined in. “We’ve always been taught that masturbation is a natural, risk-free way of relieving tension, now we’ve been arrested for it. I’ll never pay attention in class again, it only gets you in trouble with the police.”
The Hancock twins make a good point. Why shouldn’t there be exceptions in certain laws for people like them? The next thing you know, whoever marries one of them will be arrested for bigamy.
NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Incest is still illegal in most countries, apart from Europe. And most states. Apart from this one. If it’s an animal, though, you’re good to go in as many as 10 US states. As long as you’re not married to ’em, of course. There are plenty of new developments