The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???

1. Cut, cut, cut!

Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive.

Just so you know.

Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows:

Intelligence and security institutions have evidence showing the murder was planned … Pinning such a case on some security and intelligence members will not satisfy us or the international community. From the person who gave the order, to the person who carried it out, they must all be brought to account.

Yeah, barbaric dictatorships mutilating and murdering innocent people? We couldn’t have that now, could we!

2. I Cannot Tell a Lie

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Saudi Woman Causes Nation’s First Ever Pile-Up

King Salman: “I told you this would happen”

A Saudi Arabian woman has created history in Riyadh today by causing her kingdom’s first ever peak-hour multi-vehicle accident. Mother of 3 Hamida Ghabbour blamed the accident on 1400 years without practice, and said she can’t wait until alcohol restrictions are lifted, so she can blame the booze instead. Read more Saudi Woman Causes Nation’s First Ever Pile-Up

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Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’


Australians are well renowned (some would say infamous!) for their straight talking, a national trait which is enough to send even the customarily forthright Dutch and Russians screaming into their safe spaces.
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