Tag: republicans
Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (2/2)
Last time: Ok, so we’ve had the first Black President and the final Democratic President in one go. But our nation has never really had a final Republican President, maybe that’s what we’re missing? IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS BOBBY!…
Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (1/2)
Although Rick Perry is not currently in power, some maliciously devious Vast Left-Wing Conspirators™ have unearthed a scandalous document which (they claim) could put paid to Rick Perry’s hopes of running for President. The text in question threatens to derail…
Entire International Community Fits/Meets Inside Tiny Beltway Café
Recently, the entire International Community™ met together in a miniscule Beltway Café in Washington. Obviously, this vast group agreed unanimously and without exception concerning all the Matters of Grave Common Concern™ that are of importance to Our Common Humanity.™ And,…
North Carolina Outlaws Free Thought
A new bill was introduced today in the North Carolina senate to outlaw the human thought process. This bill was in response to the recent “Moral Monday” protests that have caused havoc in the state house. With the recent changes…