Football
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Ab贖 Bakr al-Baghdadi’s Hobbies (in Addition to Bombs!)

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may have achieved notoriety for his leadership of the Islamic State, however his friends and family knew him as a man of many hobbies and interests. Aside from enjoying a brief flirtation with campanology, the now-deceased chief…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Ab贖 Bakr al-Baghdadi’s Hobbies (in Addition to Bombs!)
Televangelism
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“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
jihadism terrorism
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 不不不不不

Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 不不不不不
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UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!

After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!