Posted on 27 March 2015.
Earlier, President Obama introduced his plan to expand the International Community.
He briefly and compassionately considered Palestine, Vatican City, the future Greater Israel, China, Japan, Russia, EU, India…
But none of them meet the high standards of the Global Village Patriarchs. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, War Zone
Posted on 26 March 2015.
Malicious and insidious recalcitrationalists from Glossynews and other disreputable non-Fox/-MSBC media outlets have been ignorantly and brutally ridiculing The Universal Interest.
And it’s purely on these grounds, and not on account of any cynical or disingenuous motivation whatsoever…
That President Obama has held a press conference in Arkansas, in order to prove the general greater-goody-goodiness of The Greater Good, and the hyper-monopolistic “Ourness” of “Our Common Humanity.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics, War Zone
Posted on 18 March 2015.
John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up.
Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious.
The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious hack collaborators, for too long, have defied the wrath of the International Community.
These despicable hooligans truly are “Sinners in the Hand of an Angry Military-Industrial Complex,” and it’s about time they started acting accountably. Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes, War Zone
Posted on 20 February 2015.
Here we go again… and again… and AGAIN™…
National Humanitarianism, or NaHum-ism, is what happens when the petty, cruel, vicious, tearful, artificial boundaries that wantonly and cruelly constrain the human spirit are broken down and annihilated with an iron fist.
For, I have sworn an eternal and undying oath, (naturally, one purely context-dependent and pragmatic in character), that we are all just human beings, in the last instance… Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest, Politics
Posted on 30 October 2014.
Announcer: With Dick and Janey on vacation this week, we will be rerunning an earlier interview with Mr. J. Foghill Bottom, the State Department’s resident specialist on diplomatic etiquette.
Because President Obama was criticized early in his presidency for bowing to foreign royalty, this interview was an attempt to find out what exactly is U.S. policy on presidential bowing.
Janey: Welcome, Mr. Bottom.
Dick: Or, to put it a little more in the vernacular: Bottom’s up! Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 22 October 2014.
Recently, the entire International Community™ met together in a miniscule Beltway Café in Washington.
Obviously, this vast group agreed unanimously and without exception concerning all the Matters of Grave Common Concern™ that are of importance to Our Common Humanity..™
And, needless to say, they conclusively resolved all of the pressing issues that are of crucial importance to sustaining our current and eternal Flourishing, Democratic Global Order of Mutual Prosperity™.
Still, the café owner was initially wary of this most inestimable privilege Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 21 October 2014.
The entire International Community™ (all ten or so individuals!) have been suddenly cast adrift without guidance and enlightenment…
No, it’s not, as you mighta thought, that Fox’s Glenn Beck and his MSNBC haters have hung up their microphones, leaving the entire global policy world in eternal darkness.
Nah! It’s just that John Kerry is taking a reasonably adequate break™; he’s currently in recovery from severe brain-fry. Read the full story
Posted in Education, Politics
Posted on 16 October 2014.
Frustrated by what they perceive to be the dogmatism both of liberal or secular Muslims on the one hand, and hardcore political Islamists on the other, various factions of moderate political Islamism™ have released a joint solidarity statement.
The statement has met with widespread acclaim among UK Trotskyites, as well as moderate political Islamists themselves..
Well, the latter are happy that a certain proportion of the Left are continuing to show solidarity in their eternal struggle against the public/private distinction, capitalism, and individual liberty. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Religionism
Posted on 14 September 2014.
Everybody (more or less) seems to love Charlie, the moody animated horse from Sugarcandy Mountain; yet, it seems he hasn’t got a friend in John Kerry, as you’ll read.
Really? Can that really be possible? Well, Kerry has been spitting fire and brimstone over this despicable criminal and Enemy of the Free World™: Read the full story
Posted in Crooked Cops, Kidz Zone, Strange People
Posted on 30 April 2014.
Announcer: President Obama’s foreign policy has come under serious scrutiny lately. Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing this with retired U.S. State Department diplomat J. Foghill Bottom.
Janey: You’re considered to be one of the deans of American diplomacy, Mr. Bottom. To what do you attribute your success? Read the full story
Posted in Opinion/Editorial, Politics