Category: Politics
Photo Surfaces Proving Karl Marx Actually Met Barack Obama
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) University archivists recently found a treasure trove of old photos and documents in a trunk belonging to a retired canner who collected rare photos as a hobby. Dubbed the Rosetta Stone of Barack Obama’s past, the photos…
Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU
Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax. These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of…
Ron Paul ‘Will Fight Presidential Campaign Into 2013’ Just to See What Happens
WASHINGTON D.C. – Even though rival Republican presidential campaigner Mitt Romney has already attained the 1,144 delegates needed to seal the party’s nomination, Ron Paul says he will continue campaigning, vowing to fight on into 2013, just to see what…
Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago. Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found…
Romney Proposes Two Week Term Limit on Facts
Dayton, OH – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today announced a controversial plan to place term limits on facts. During a campaign stop in Ohio, Romney was overheard telling a Koch brother that if elected he will immediately propose placing…
Obama Finally Apologizes For Recent Secret Service Hooker Scandal
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After apologizing for just about everything else, President Obama took a few minutes to address the lingering concerns over an apparent lapse in the secret service security detail that ended his recent Columbia trip in a…
Romney Promises Back-Cuts If He Wins
Do you remember that kid in elementary school, the one that somehow skated to the front of the line, and then all his friends asked for “cuts”? Mitt Romney is that kid, and he’s ready to allow all his buddies…
V.P. Candidate Paul Ryan’s ‘Perfect Game’ Story Challenged
Janesville, Wisconsin. While attending a Washington National’s baseball game last week, Representative and Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, chosen to throw out the game’s first pitch, told the cheering crowd at Nationals Park that this reminded him of the time…
Green Party Desperately Trying to Convince Nation It Has Other Policies
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Green Party of The United States is desperately trying to convince supporters of the two main political parties that it does have policies not linked in any way to the environment. Speaking before a Q&A session…
Obama Blames Last Year’s DC Earthquake on the Bush’s Fault Line
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The 6.1 earthquake that rattled the nation’s capitol last year had shock waves that were felt as far north as New England. No major damages were reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks…