Category: Human Interest
‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)
A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round. Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when…
Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?
Satire World is a controversial site: but this article does raise a serious point.
Prophet of Doom Cheated Out of his Due Respect
Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…
Beautiful Women Conceal Their Hotness to Attract Nice Guys
Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them. Dailywellnesspro has…
Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne
Last night my foster son came back and shat all over my carpet, raped my daughter, and set the house on fire. My wife was angry and told me to give him a hiding.
Freedom of Speech is Not Up for Debate (Meme)
There’s always some excuse. ‘Hate speech is not freedom of speech!’
Man Unable to Apply a Lifetime’s Research into Self-Improvement, Dies Wholly Unsuccessful in Life
Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—A connoisseur of self-help books has died alone and impoverished after having spent years locked in his apartment, practicing to be a better person. Albert Dunderhead had an impressive collection of self-help manuals, as attested by the…
The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?
The Soviet Union would actually have survived, if only they could have become Soviet Justice Warriors! Some key hashtags for Soviet Twitter: #NotAllCommies #CommunismIsTheTotalitarianismOfPeace #StopBeingMarxophobic
Lonely Single Man Seeks Someone Just to Laugh at his Jokes
Dateline: OMAHA—A lonely Nebraskan man is wistful about the many years he’s spent with no life partner to marvel at his witty remarks. Douglas Cunningham, aged 53, is single and has lived alone in a small apartment in Omaha for…
Trial By Fire… I Survived 13 Bouts With Cancer
So, I now reside in the small town of McDonough, just a few miles south of Atlanta in Georgia. I am a proud grandfather of four. I live with my grandchildren and five chihuahua rescues who have space to roam…