Category: The Rest
After Decade of “Free” Posts, Ariana Walks w/ 3rd of Billion
Pundits, politicians and celebrity bloggers ask, “where’s my friggen money, bitch?” to Ariana Huffington, After years and years of contributing free posts to the political-celebrity site “Huffington Post”, Ariana Huffington has sold out to the very belly of the beast,…
Rod Blagojevich Arrested Outside US Capitol Building for Attempting to Scalp Tickets to Tuesday’s State of the Union Address
Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over New “Totally Unnocuous” Comment
Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “They can’t stop me. Still have my sights aimed at Presidency.”
Rahm Emanuel Thrown Off Ballot For Chicago Mayor Due To ‘Non-Residency’
Next they are going to request to see his birth certificate……
Keith Olbermann Signed to Exclusive 2-Yr Deal with Glossy News
The erstwhile MSNBC reporter agreed to our admittedly paltry terms after a termination of an undisclosed nature. He was drawn to Glossy News by our willingness to pay for premium coffee in the break room, as well as our near…
Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over Comments Again
Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “Still have my sights aimed at Presdncy.”
John McCain Apologizes to Republicans for Giving Props to Obama
John McCain claims “Like many Americans, I got caught up in the moment when I wrote that op-ed in the Washington Post.” He told fellow Republicans, “Believe me, it will never happen again.”
Thousands of Twitterers Mysteriously Fall Dead (From Skype)
Dubbed the “App-pocalypse” by users, officials say this is a perfectly natural phenomenon, likely caused by Firefox or a computer virus, and nothing to worry about.
Palin Supporter Reloads
Arizona Democrat Gabrielle Giffords, representative from one of Sarah Palin’s “crosshairs” districts, has been shot. Good work, crazy people, I’m sure this will do much for your cause of not being considered crazy.
2011 Tall Tale Congressional Cocktail
Just in time for New Years festivities, try to see if you can stomach this tasty treat from the hill. 1 Tea Bag with string 2-3 minutes of warm John of Orange tears 2 jiggers VS cognac 1 dash bitter…