Author: MRJ
Any Publicity is Good Publicity, Says Toyota
Brian and company, kindly include all my excerpts since you don’t do captioning and thats one of my strong points.
Thanks to the recall some jackass who didn’t know about us would like test drive us-just for the rush of a sticking brake and gas pedal, coupled clutch at 90mph
Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Texas Crash
AUSTIN, Texas – A Spokesman for the international terror and hedge fund Organization al-Qaeda has moved swiftly to claim responsibility for the Texas Kamikaze bombing to strike fear into conservative-Texas hearts, at least those of the Texans inside the building…
Lil Wayne’s Got Court – Saved by Blingy Chompers
NEW YORK, NY – American rapper Lil Wayne was saved from prison by the teeth figuratively and literally. Born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., the spoken word artiste, spoke to the media about the dramatic turn of events. “Jus’ a couple…
Fat People Outraged at Having to Pay for Two Plane Seats
New York, NY Following the recent onslaught on fat people to pay for two seats for a one way, economy class flight, fat people all over the world have finally decided enough is enough with this anatomical discrimination. Trent Budgwood,…
Apple Creates Demand for Products That Don’t Exist — Again
Cupertino, CA Apple Inc. CEO and co-founder Steve Jobs was at it, again, doing what he does best — when not shouting at helpless employees at HQ, or in and out of hospital. He was preaching the gospel of it’s…
Diploma Xpress Accuses Competition of Poor Quality Fake Diplomas
In another case of a war of words in the cutthroat man-eat-man business of fake certificates, diplomaxpress.com a leading diploma mill, berated it’s main rival succeedonline.com for producing substandard fake diplomas for the market. Sure, the degrees are as false…