Satirism or Satyrism?

I have an uncontrollable need to make fun of everybody while engaging in habitual and indiscriminate sex. I always liked it when a one nighter would say, “Hey, you’re a funny fucker.” But when it finally struck me as odd that I was ridiculing people during the very act of trying to make more of them, what I had assumed was a compliment now sounded more like a diagnosis.

Satyrism is the compulsive need to have sex in a man. Which has to be a typo because I have never wanted to have sex in a man. I prefer to have it in a woman. But if you switch out man for woman in the definition it made me sound like a nymphomaniac. Which I am not.

And let’s face it, satirism is the obsessive need to make fun of people. To say cruel things, turning our targets into mere caricatures and then viciously harpooning them. Our tools are exaggeration, derision, distortion and misrepresentation. And we, as a group, are quite mean when you think about it. Our only excuse is that with current events being what they are its obvious mental illness is enjoying a new found popularity. On both ends of the spear. Read more Satirism or Satyrism?


WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!

Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffee to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘Jewish Privilege’ and ‘Interalised Goyphobia’ gaffes…

After virtue-attending a Labour Against Antisemitism speech, the well meaning rich white male Islington socialist attempted to find the cosy Blairie middle ground between antisemitism and anti-antisemitism by smugly noting (as smugly as you can be when you always look half like a cornered feral ferret and half like like a scared rabbit caught in the headlights):

Well if you’ll forgive me for saying so, this rather reminded me of a Wagner opera. A few snatches of brilliance, irretrievably buried beneath tons of impenetrable, turgid rambling. Still, I guess the opera ain’t over till the fat Jewish lesbian sings!

As the crowd descended in uproar at the clueless, tone-deaf race-baiting of Clumsy Corbyn, the confused Trot snorted:

Oh, well, do excuse me. Now I did assume that was the most intersectional way I could possibly have put it!

As the symphonic crescendo roared and surged against Labour’s usual antisemitic leitmotifs, Emily Thornberry shrilly shrieked like a wounded swan: Read more WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!


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