Day: January 10, 2014
Weed-Smoking Potlandians Debate Whether to Legalize Nicotine, Alcohol
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: January 10, 2014 10 Comments on Weed-Smoking Potlandians Debate Whether to Legalize Nicotine, Alcohol
Dateline: CANNABISTOWN, PO—In Potlandia, marijuana is legal for recreational purposes and is commonly smoked by nearly all of the adult citizens of that country, while alcohol and nicotine are banned. But the alcohol and tobacco industries regard Potlandia’s laws…
Professor Astounds Crowd with Staggering Ignorance of Pop Culture
Author: Rusty Shackleford Published Date: January 10, 2014
SAINT PAUL, MN—Speaking before a mesmerized audience at Hamline University Thursday, Professor Malcolm Forsythe floored the crowd with his complete and utter lack of knowledge regarding even the vaguest details of anything going on in recent pop culture. Stunned students…