Day: July 7, 2013
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Scandal: Obama Admits Pansexual Affair
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: July 7, 2013
WASHINGTON – Tears and beers were the currency in the West Wing as news broke that President Barack Obama confessed to a “torrid and greasy” pansexual affair. Obama could scarcely hold back the tears as he recounted to the press…
Posted in Comics
Study Finds Lasers Effective for Hair Removal
Author: Brian White Published Date: July 7, 2013
Home waxing kits can be a great option for anyone who wants to keep skin fuzz-free without dropping big bucks at a salon for waxing or laser hair removal every few weeks. Unfortunately, without the right products, waxing at home can also get a little messy….
Posted in Top Stories
“Snowden still working for us” says CIA
Author: Barb Weir Published Date: July 7, 2013
Reliable sources in the ICU section of the CIA confirmed to this reporter that whistle-blower Edward Snowden is “still working for us” and “doing a great job.” My puzzlement elicited further explanation. “We have more than a million people involved…