Day: June 28, 2013
5th Grader Tells Friend Personal Secret, Now Wanted by NSA for Revealing Government Secrets
Author: Reidicule Published Date: June 28, 2013
WASHINGTON — Federal authorities yesterday filed espionage charges against Area Fifth-grader Eddie Rainden for allegedly disclosing to an unnamed classmate that he still, on occasion, pees the bed, a secret over which the NSA is claiming ownership since, according to…
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Conspiracies Abound, But Here’s Some Undeniable Truth
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: June 28, 2013
There are so many conspiracy theories out there, but who knows which are true and which are nothing more than steaming mounds of hot, delicious bullshit. Well Glossy News knows, and that’s why we sent our very own reporter out…
Man Falls in “Like”, Girlfriend Unamused (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: June 28, 2013
You ever met a girl you thought was really awesome? Like awesome enough you might even love, but you were afraid to say it? Well not saying it can hold risks as big as that of over-sharing your feelings. Maybe…