Obama under fire for calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word

President Barack Obama joked about a wide variety of subjects on Saturday at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but has outraged some with the distasteful quip he made about Quvenzhane Wallis, the Academy Award nominated nine-year old ‘Beasts of the Southern Wild’ actress.

Obama began his speech by entering to the rap track “All I Do Is Win” and went on to joke about not being “the strapping young Muslim Socialist” that he used to be.

He followed with “And Quvenzhane Wallis is kind of a c*nt, right?” He then went on to a presentation of shots featuring himself with his wife’s bangs. Read more Obama under fire for calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word

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Awkward Boyfriends; Equivalent to knock off Coach Bags

From my daily observations I’ve notice that when young women have recently picked up new boyfriends, and they go to house parties, where there are other young women, they always hold on tightly to their boyfriends as if they are clutching on to a Coach bag, trembling from anxiety around other young women who look to them like stick up kids carrying automatic rifles with silencers on their barrels.

These young women who have young boyfriends will die before they give up their newly found purchases. It doesn’t matter if they discovered their boyfriends on the street corner laying on a raggedy blanket or if they ordered their men from Amazon with overnight shipping on a discount or if they met these guys at a coffee shop on a rainy afternoon. Read more Awkward Boyfriends; Equivalent to knock off Coach Bags

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Conan at WH Correspondents’ Dinner: Da Bomb or Bomb (comic)

Seriously, how do they pick these people? I never even knew about them until Stephen Colbert rocked it out in 2006.

Before that, and ever since, they’ve invited nothing but third-rate hacks, save for the occasional first-rate comic delivering a performance that would be lucky to be reviewed as third-rate hackery.

I could rock it, with the help of my talented team of writers and editors. Nothing cheap like Conan let dribble from his face. Look up, Conan. You couldn’t memorize even a few lines of it? Was this not a big deal to you? Read more Conan at WH Correspondents’ Dinner: Da Bomb or Bomb (comic)

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