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The Only 14 Zingers at the 2012 Presidential Debate

Respective political rhetoric aside, there were only a few bright (or even interesting) moments in the presidential debate. Following are the only 14 things even close to a “zinger” uttered by Obama, Romney or Jim Lehrer. 1) Romney: “Happy Anniversary,…

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Save the Whales VS Save the Seals Turns Violent

The Save the Whales and Save the Seals organizations squared off today in a violent confrontation that threatens to destroy both organizations. Save the Seals spokesperson Sheila Gruber said the problem is, whales eat seals. By trying to save the…

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Top-12 Reasons Mitt Romney Will Win the Election

With the election heating up and the polls wiggling more and more every day (in favor of Barack Obama), we have to look ever more closely at the race. The good news is that, at least according to a couple…

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Romney Schedules Debate to Convince Country He is Still Running

WASHINGTON D.C.- Political insiders have confirmed that not only is republican candidate, Mitt Romney, debating president Obama on Wednesday, but he is still running for president. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan met a group of supporters for a fund raiser,…

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