Day: May 25, 2010
Bono Undergoes Emergency Back Surgery for ‘Atlas Syndrome’
Author: BC Bass Published Date: May 25, 2010
MUNICH, Germany (GlossyNews) — U2 front man Bono underwent emergency back surgery on May 21, 2010, while preparing for the American leg of the band’s “360 Degree” international tour. U2, having sold an estimated 150 million records, is arguably the…
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White Liberals Vow to Never Laugh Again
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: May 25, 2010 1 Comment on White Liberals Vow to Never Laugh Again
Auston, TX (GlossyNews) — A group of middle-aged white liberals in Austin, Texas has vowed to never laugh at anything again. Group spokesman, Broice Kafoudlink, or as he is known in the organization, King Fuddy Duddy, declared at a recent…
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Pet Stores Donate Birds to Sop Up BP Oil Spill
Author: J. Goodbody Published Date: May 25, 2010 4 Comments on Pet Stores Donate Birds to Sop Up BP Oil Spill
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) — The announcement that shipments of millions of small household pets would be soon arriving to the gulf region was met with cheers by cleanup crews who had all but exhausted local populations of coastal animals….