Day: May 9, 2010
Posted in Serious Commentary
When Free Cheese Isn’t Socialism
By the fireplace — I have a friend who is an unusual case in point for our present national attitudes. Let us call him ‘Sam’. If I used his real name, and he found out, he would be hurt and…
Posted in Religionism
Missionary Finds Souls of Jungle Tribe Already “Saved”
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: May 9, 2010 2 Comments on Missionary Finds Souls of Jungle Tribe Already “Saved”
Noplace, Ecuador (GlossyNews) — A young Christian missionary, chomping at the bit and excited that a fresh field of new pygmy souls was ripe for harvest, was distressed to find that a National Geographic photographer paid tribe members less than…
Posted in Human Interest
Pre-Mother’s Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: May 9, 2010 2 Comments on Pre-Mother’s Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes
Supermarkets across America were the scene Saturday of knock-down, drag-out brawls over the last few packages of Blueberry Pancake Mix and frozen blueberry pancakes as children dragged their fathers, aunts, uncles and grandparents to the store to get the main…