Day: November 9, 2009
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
Palin-out, The Quitter’s Tour
Russian Porch, AK “Palin-out” —n., the act of leaving before 2009 is over. Todd Palin quit his job with BP’s North Slope oil operation at the beginning of October. News of this quitting comes two months after Sarah Palin’s announcement…
Beefeaters Accused of Rampant Sexism
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 9, 2009
Two Beefeaters at the Tower of London have been suspended from duty – by the thumbs – while a third is currently undergoing a course of extraordinary rendition in the Tower’s basement dungeons in connection with allegations of harassing their…
Kellogg’s New “Panacea Puffs” Claims to Cure All
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 9, 2009
Weird and bizarre nutritional claims come and go – alongside the passage of a Millennium’s ages – and too with the flight of short fickle seasons. Raw mammoth meat provided our cave-dwelling ancestors with the virility and stamina to survive…