Day: October 26, 2009
Church Declares Halloween ‘Demonic’, 5 Old Ladies Shocked
A Smegmashire Church of England magazine – the Avenging Angel – has drawn severe criticism from the laity for describing people participating in traditional Halloween celebrations as “siding with the Devil”. The Avenging Angel article also claims the children’s practice…
Queen’s Royal Mail to be Sold to Dutch
As power mad as ever and still wheeler-dealing and meddling in matters far beyond his scope of limited political and intellectual skills, Labour’s very own Vermin in Ermine, Lord Peter Scandalson, is trying yet again to pawn off the Royal…
Toy Shop Owner Faces Bankruptcy Over “Cursing” Doll Mix-Up
New York, NY – A Hoboken toy shop owner is suing a Chinese doll manufacturer for unspecified damages claiming that the “cursing” dolls he ordered “don’t even f**king talk.” Hoping to cash in on the annual round of innocent dolls,…
World Begs Gosslins: Stop Airing Your Dirty Laundry
It’s unlikely Kate or Jon Gosslin will read this, so consider it instead a lecture for the rest of you. After all, you too may soon become a TLC or E! reality show celebrity for what’s generally accepted as “no…