Day: October 11, 2009
Israeli War Criminals – the New Nazis?
Israel’s Chief Minister for Genocidal Activities and former head honcho of the IDF’s ‘Brutal Thug’ Brigade – General Moshe ‘Boogie’ Slimeberg – canceled a recent visit to the UK due fears he would be summarily arrested on war crimes charges,…
NPR switches to All Pledge Drive Format
Following a highly successful, some might even say “profitable”, pledge drive week, National Public Radio has committed to an “all pledge drive” format to rival their for-profit counterparts. The amount of money the earned during the week was apparently “half…
Ask Hank: My Lousy Husband
Dear Hank, I’m a happily married 48 year old woman with a wonderful husband and five great kids. But something’s bothering me. For the last six months my husband has been coming home late several nights a week with liquor…
UN Official Fired – For Telling Truth
The top UN official recently fired from his post for the unforgivable crime of telling the truth and criticising Afghanistan’s presidential election has publicly castigated the entire UN mission in the country. Peter Galbraith informed the Neo-Colonial Gazette the $300…